From Lasagnafarm: “INTERVIEW WITH TWO YOUNG MANHATTANITES WHO MENTION, MORE TIMES THAN I CARE TO REMEMBER, THAT THEY Are GOING TO MOVE TO SEATTLE SOON”

Latent Irony

Q: The movie My Own Private Idaho portrays the northwest as a world of narcoleptics and people who speak in 18th century verse. Can you do either of these impressive feats?

A1: Meesmeeth ein shant approach such a boast unto thine snaggery! Does that mean anything?

A2: I’m a glorified version of a pellet gun