It's me, Pete... from the podcast.

So, according to CBS MarketWatch, the amount of free publicity Arnold has received to date is something along the lines of $40 million. I gotta tell you, I still don’t really know what the guy stands for. From some, he’s a closet right-winger who’s more dangerous on his best days to abortion and gay rights than any of his Republican counterparts. Then, I hear his “friends” like Martin Sheen call him a closet Democrat who’s playing a Republican because that’s what the party needs him to do to get him into office. So, I’m reading and reading, and all I hear is nonsense spewing from his mouth about taxes and how he hates getting taxed in CA for his lunch and his car and that reigning in taxes should really do something special for the CA economy. But, and I’m being serious here, isn’t the real root of the problem in CA that they have no money to begin with? How, pray tell, will cutting taxes help in that situation?

Welcome to Oregon, my friend, the land of the two-legged tax stool.

I’m in the middle of reading “Natural-Born Cyborg” by Andy Clark. It’s a fantastic look at how we’re already cybernetic organisms whether we like it or not, but he takes on the topic not from the perspective of a technologist, but rather a philosopher. I’m sure he’s going to talk about robotic assisted propulsion and I just haven’t gotten there yet. After reading this article, I think I’ll be disappointed if he doesn’t.

CNN.com – Univ. of Colorado parties to top of list – Aug. 19, 2003

Wow. A lot has changed since I graduated from CU. It’s nice to see the place is still made up of people who don’t settle for number 4 or 5 — they fight for number 1.

Ordered a new iBook today. Kira’s selling her Dell Inspiron and making the switch to the Mac by taking over my 700Mhz iBook with the 20 gig drive. I know, sounds crappy to give her the hand-me-down to start school with next month, but since I do all the music and photography on my computer and I was running out of space in a big way, we decided that it would be better for me to have the new guy with the 60 gig drive in it. I thought that was just about the only difference. Turns out, the new machine is also a 900Mhz with 32 mb of video ram. That’s not bad at all. So, let’s all raise a glass to slow and easy upgrades.

The piano has arrived. 

For months, we’ve been saying we wanted to have it here. My folks had been talking about getting it out here, selling their house and moving to Oklahoma for just about ever, but now, they’ve finally done it. At least, they sold the house. And that meant getting the piano to Peter. 

So, I get this call from mother on Tuesday morning. She told me that they couldn’t find a mover that could get the piano out of their house in time for closing and that I could see what I could find on the receiving end. I call around a few places and get on the horn with Dan from Mark & Dan piano movers. He only does local moves, he says, but hang on a second. He puts me on hold. 

When he comes back, I hear the static of a cell phone en route. 

“I’ve got Chuck on the line here, Pete.” 

“Hi, Chuck.” 

“Yeah, hey there. I’m in a big old 75-foot mover, and I’m pulling out of Chicago. I have room for just about the one piano, so if you’ve got nothing else to get out to Portland, I think I could swing by Colorado Springs by about 12:30 tomorrow.” 

Short story long, he had the piano in the truck on Wednesday and delivered it to my house today.

Chuck was pretty amazing. He got the thing out of his truck, up the driveway, into the house, and reconstructed it all by himself. A 6 foot plus grand piano, and I didn’t lift a finger. Not a bad day’s work. 

Thanks, Chuck. Your kids are fantastic, piano sounds great. Have a great three weeks off the road.

Latent Irony

Q: The movie My Own Private Idaho portrays the northwest as a world of narcoleptics and people who speak in 18th century verse. Can you do either of these impressive feats?

A1: Meesmeeth ein shant approach such a boast unto thine snaggery! Does that mean anything?

A2: I’m a glorified version of a pellet gun

Kira and I were rolling on the floor with this. I got a little of it on tape.

Amazing. I got back from vacation to this in my inbox:

Damon Wright –

I was busy being horrified by a creation “science” site when I discovered this libelous material about you:
http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html#A6

Whether or not you are a creationist, I doubt you would like what they say. They should not be free to damage the reputation of an individual.

FYI.

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ADDENDUM VI (8/29/2002): I feel it is necessary to report here — especially since this page continues to be referenced by those concerned about anti-Christian propaganda — that Apple Computers’ desire to convert people to the religion of Evolutionism has become more overt in recent months with their “Switch” campaign. This advertising blitz uses what they insist are “normal” people (although I wouldn’t call a beatnik writer or a drugged-out teen normal people, but I guess this is Apple’s hippy roots resurfacing,) to try and convince people to Switch from being decent Christians to crypto-Evolutionists in some sort of bizarre perversion of Christian Witnessing. (I personally have not seen any of these ads on the TV, but perhaps that is because the good folks at the PAX Network have made the wise decision to not air this cultural filth. The ads can, however, be viewed in all their propagandistic glory on the Apple website for you students of cultic mind-control.) Although called “Switch”, this campaign is actually “Bait and Switch”, luring the average, unsuspecting person with the false promise of “compatibility” (both with normal computers and Christianity) only to later foist acceptance of Evolutionism and anti-Christian values on them via the techniques discussed above.

Update 2024-01-20.

In going through these old posts to resurrect the blog, I wanted to point to the latest work of the “Drugged-out teen,” Ellen Feiss, or should I say, Dr. Ellen Feiss, Assistant Professor, Art History at Prividence College. The “beatnik writer” has come around, too, turns out.

Colleen Rowley is a cool lady. I sat next to her husband during the entire talk yesterday — the most down-to-earth guy whose family has just been thrust into the spotlight with not the most flattering of hues. He loves watching her speak and brought the kids along with them to Chautauqua for a road trip speaking tour at colleges around the East Coast.

She’s a far better speaker in the small, intimate atmosphere of the Hall of Philosophy. She’s calm and cool, takes questions well, and really reflects her home-grown integrity through the passion of her speech. I caught up with her after the session and gave her my card — she’d said that she was interested in promoting her whistle-blowing cause but didn’t have any sort of web community set up to do so. I told her that Curt and I could take care of that no sweat. Maybe she’ll call… maybe she won’t. Good connection, anyhow. All of this took place standing around with her husband, the couple who sponsored her talk, and the President of Chautauqua. The spark of online community ignited a pretty cool conversation between all of us, which I left in the middle of because they torpedoed the entire concept by attaching it to her potential publisher’s promotional endeavors.

We’re packed and heading for the airport, Meg, Ted, and Emma in tow. The girls are still feeling awful; we’re all sleep deprived, and, as much as we love them all, it’s time for some time apart.

I’ve skipped everything so far today to get caught up on this journal and relax a bit. I’ve finished my second book of the trip, “Deception Point,” great read, and moved into “Along Came A Spider.” Spooky.

Emma’s finally feeling better, and Sophie is at least sounding better, but she still isn’t sleeping well. We were up again at 3:00 with the Motrin, trying to bring that fever down. Good stuff, Motrin.

Our housemates have a son who’s about to come out of his skin. He’s had the TV or his Gameboy on since he got here and appears to detest the outdoors. I unplugged the cable from the TV to deceptively try to guide him to other activities. He FREAKED OUT. Started slamming doors and stomping all over the place until his grandpa tracked me down to fix it. This outburst is second only to the time his Gameboy batteries crapped out in the middle of a game. I’m sure he’s ready to get home.

It’s back to the Hall of Philosophy this afternoon for the Colleen Rowley follow-up talk. Today, I believe she’ll be talking about what she blew the whistle on: her letter to the director of the FBI announcing data in support of a massive terrorist attack on the US, which went ignored and turned out to be 9/11. Tonight, it’s Finding Nemo after a somewhat frustrating attempt to understand Kira’s extended family at a picnic. It’s not so much that the family is frustrating, just that, in talking to them, they all think they’re cousins to one another, even when they are in completely different families. They think there’s a familial hierarchy, but there’s not. It’s all in their heads. Their family tree is perfectly flat.

Sophie has the croupe. Damned docs don’t know squat: not contagious my ass. I spent much of last night, from midnight to about 4:00AM, trying to get ahold of the advice nurse in Portland (taking advantage of the time difference). The problem is, that I have no cell service. Kira had told me that I could find the number of the house where we’re staying on a slip of paper on the end table in the living room. I’m sure she was right, but there were about six numbers on slips of paper on the end table in the living room. I started by calling them to see if I got a busy signal, hanging up if not. Apparently, one of them was Bob and Bev’s place down the street. It rang; I didn’t wait for an answer and hung up. 10 minutes later, Bob shows up at the door in the pouring rain, thinking something terrible was happening. He didn’t have our number either, so he just came over at about 3:00 in the morning. Kristin is a night owl; she was up, and so was Richard (husband of Meg’s half-sister). So there we are, staring at the phone, waiting for a callback.

The doc was great when we finally talked to her. They gave us some ideas on how to take care of this. We’re doing steambaths and Motrin to break up the congestion and help the fever, but mostly, we just have to wait it out. I think it’s far worse for Kira and me than it is for Sophie. She sounds like a tractor.

It stopped raining for the symphony last night. What a refreshing breather that was. Now? Raining again. Emma was up all night, feeling terrible. This morning, she’s doing a bit better, though I’m sure she’d be feeling better if she wasn’t cooped up in this dark, damp house all day long, praying for sun.

The music last night was great. Jackson is young and spastic at the cello, but her sound is strong in a complicated piece. The bats are still here, hundreds came out of the roof vent just as predicted and flew off into the night sky on the hunt.

Today is by far the busiest day of the week for me. This morning, John Barrett took the stage for the morning lecture at the amphitheater. This is the same fellow who spoke after “Judgement at Nuremburg” on Sunday, the world’s leading specialist on Justice Robert H. Jackson, the presiding judge in Nuremburg during the trials. Apparently, Jackson is from this area, has spoken several times at Chautauqua (sharing the stage with FDR), and writing some of the most powerful legal opinion in the history of the bench. The talk itself was fascinating, particularly in how Barrett addresses Jackson’s democratic, civil rights-based legal work with incidences of more hardlined authoritarian practices during his work as Attorney General. Jackson was part and patial to the alien registration act, among other acts which revoke the civil liberties of citizens. How is he so different from General Rumsfeld today? He’s a constitionalist first, policeman second. Today, we’ve got it backward.

I attended a session at noon today with the honorable ambassador John Dolibois, Ambassador to Luxembourg, retired. He’s written a book on his work as chief inquisitor of the 119 Nazi military leaders, judges, and politicians post WWII. He worked for Justice Jackson with a team of five other investigators determining who should go to trial and who could wait. He’s the last of the five alive today, and it was quite an honor to hear him speak.

This afternoon, I walked out of a lecture by Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf entitled “What’s right with Islam?” I have to admit, I was really looking forward to this one. But, seriously, after a morning on civil liberties, a mid-day of Nazi war crimes, there had to be something pretty damned engaging to keep me awake. This guys voice, well, it might as well have been Barry White singing lullabies to us. Had I not left, I would have been asleep long before the end. That, and by half way through the session, we still had no idea what, exactly, was right with Islam. I know there are some things that are right with it, but I think this guy would have needed more time to lay it all out than I could give.

Tonight: Goldfinger. Another in the Chautauqua film series. There’s a lecture by David Zinman before, screening, then Q&A after. I’m really looking forward to seeing this on the big screen with a full house audience. “No, Mr. Bond. I want you to DIE!”

Still raining. Still raining hard. Emma is still sick. Her fever was up, the cough still heavy and hoarsy. Meg, Ted, and Dettie raced her off to the hospital in Mayville this morning. As of the last call, she’s come down with the croupe: an inflamation of the vocal folds and congestion which sounds something like the end of the world. Turns out, it’s not the end of the world, she’s still getting plenty of air, but she’s really, really uncomfortable. According to the docs, it’s not terribly contagious.
David Cole, professor, Georgetown Law Center, is fantastic. His talk today was on “Enemy Aliens and American Freedoms: Liberty and Security after September 11.”

After Tom Ridge, this guy is a breath of fresh air. He’s not a politician, he’s a down-in-the-trenches constitutionalist and civil libertarian. Where Ridge says things like “some illegal aliens have been held,” Cole has statistics and litigation.

I’ve done a bunch of reading today. I finally finished “Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom.” Way to goCory Doctorow. It was too short, but packed with some of the most original thinking I’ve seen in Science Fiction since Heinlin. From there, I moved into “Deception Point” by Dan Brown. I’m about 500 pages into it (reading it on my Palm — it’s 2089 pages). So far, so pretty good.

Symphony tonight. This is another one of those particularly Chautauqua experiences. Outdoor, covered amphitheater, dusk, 6,000 people listening to classical music and reading, knitting, dozing, whatever. But the best part is, the people they bring in are world reknown. Tonight, the preeminent conductor Manhem Nebenhaus from Isreal is leading the Chautauqua Symphony to The Marriage of Figaro, Hayden’s Concerto for Violincello and Orchestro in D major (with guest teenage cellist Patrice Jackson), and Beethoven’s Symphony No. 2 in D major. We like to sit up in the back as the sun drops. About halfway through the concert, this army of bats come flying out of the hollow roof of the amphitheater: spectacular.

The Chautauqua Experience is a touch hobbled by gobs of other-people’s-family. Really, we’re staying in a place that’s too crowded with people we don’t really know and the rain is starting to make us crazy. Note to self: next time travel light.

Tom Ridge. I listened to him for an hour with the 6,000 some-odd others in the audience at the outdoor amphitheater. There was press, probably three or four cameras and a few photographers present. I could only see two secret service men flanking the stage in their slate grey suits, standing at attention.

More than anything else, I wish I could tell you what he talked about. Unlike most orators that take the stage at Chautauqua, Ridge has precious little skill at public speaking. Based on this speech alone — I haven’t seen him in public before — I can say I see precisely how he has been successful in politics. All sizzle, no steak.

He’s a handsome man, impressive. He’s got fine clothes. He’s tall and broad, which can be impressively intimidating. By all rights, he should be successful based on appearance alone. But, open his mouth and nothing comes out. Vapor. Hot air.

The bulk of his remarks was simply a stump speech. He used all the buzzwords needed in this type of liberal crowd: civil rights, security, freedom, etc. He admitted shortcomings in the system; holes in his department where problems have and will occur. He got applause each time he said “I don’t know.”

But, again, the overwhelming impression of the audience as we walked out was expressed in a collective “Duh.”

I haven’t really taken advantage of the rest of the Monday schedule; most of what I’m interested in is coming on Wednesday, so I’ve got plenty of time to read. It’s pouring rain today, this afternoon anyhow, big, east coast thunderstorm with thunder and lightning and wind, the works. Very, very spooky. Smells nice.

Emma is under the weather. She’s got this raspy cough and sounds like she’s having trouble breathing. It’s times like these you wish these pour kids could talk, tell us what’s up, where it hurts, something.

I’m looking forward to the David Cole lecture tomorrow, particularly in contrast to the lead balloon of today’s session.

I’m sitting on the plane now. We’re on the first leg of our dualie through Minneapolis (Small City, I don’t think I like it much) and finally into Buffalo, New York. Apparently, the in-laws have arranged for a limousine to pick us up at the airport there and haul us and our dog-and-pony show of children’s gear into our terminal destination of Chautauqua, New York and the Chautauqua Institution.

I am far more stressed about flying than either Kira or Sophie. Mostly, both of them really need to be fed and rested and they’re fine. They strap on the luggage and smile all the way through security. They sleep on the flights. They are just generally well-tempered people.

For the record, that makes me nuts.

I’m very much not a well-tempered passenger. You should see what we’re flying with this time around: Sophie has by far the largest suitcase, packed to the gills with her highchair, a full bag of diapers and, I kid you not, all the clothes in her wardrobe; Kira has the middle bag, her roller that’s packed almost as full; I have the smallest, my new Swiss Army duffle that forces me to pack light. Traveling alone, I could go for at least 10 days with nothing but that bag and my iPod, Palm, and Palm Keyboard. But no, now I have to factor in all the carry-ons. We’ve got Sophie’s diaper bag, now so full of extra diapers, clothes, toys, and my stow-away electronics that it weighs almost as much as her suitcase; we’ve got a cooler, a great, big shoulder cooler full of chopped broccoli, yogurt, bananas, cereal, water, you name it; and the full on backpack for Sophie, which comes in it’s own handy carrying case which makes for another thing to shoulder through security. Too it’s credit, it makes moving through the airport a breeze: Sophie loves riding high.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles

As happy as they are, the trip has started out on the rougher side of fine. Sophie was a full on grump when I woke her at 6:00 this morning. As was I, so it was something of a showdown. We got our six bags and car seat unloaded at the airport, then I got back in the car to drop it at the long-term lot. There I am, standing in bus vestibule “H,” when my cell rings. It’s Kira.

“So, did you PUT and diaper on her this morning?”

“Did I put… of COURSE I put a diaper on her this morning!”

“Well, she exploded. Pee. Poop. All of it. Pouring all over my sweatshirt, right here in line.”

Still not sure what happened there. When I caught up with them back in the terminal, she had it all cleaned up, less a day’s change of clothes for Sophie and a sweatshirt for her, but clean nonetheless. Just lucky, I guess.

We sat next to the evil Minerva Mayflower on the first flight. Old Mean Woman With Grudge. This is the first time I’ve flown with Soph and sat next to someone who was genuinely, actively disinterested in the baby. Turns out, from the 30-scant seconds of talking we did, that she’s a baseball freak, heading to Wrigley Field to kick off a tour for the next 10 days. Crazy old baseball lady. “Bas-e-ball has been berry, berry, good to me.”

The second flight is so far much less daunting than the first. Sophie’s sleeping on Kira now. We met up with the Strands in Minneapolis (Small City), and they’re sitting right behind us. A word to the wise: never sit in front of Ted Strand on a plane. He won’t stop touching me.

And then, Chautauqua. I’ve had the hardest time over the last few days trying to explain to people exactly what we’re doing in Chautauqua. At first, I would go into the whole spiel about the lectures and the music and the art and the architecture, but that tends to go over folks’ heads. I’ve narrowed it down to this: Chautauqua, during the summer, is the ultimate gated community. ‘Nuf said.

So, I’m here for the next eight days. I’ve got my Palm and keyboard and will do my best to keep up entries as I move through the week. The theme this week is Security and Justice, headlined by Secretary Tom Ridge Monday morning, followed by a handful of fascinating experts throughout the rest of the week. In the meantime, we’ll get settled, and I’ll check in a bit later.