I watched The Big Doll House not long after Women in Cages, and I don’t recommend that sequence unless you’re up for some healthy cinematic whiplash. Women in Cages is the kind of film that seems determined to grind you down alongside its characters—humorless, joyless, and shot through with a cruelty that leaves me not a little numb. The Big Doll House, somehow, doesn’t feel like that at all. It’s still got the sweat, the steel bars, and the sadism—but it moves with a sort of looseness, almost a wink. It knows what it is, and it isn’t sorry.

That clarity comes from Jack Hill. He’s not fighting the genre. He knows exactly what Corman needs him to deliver (bare skin, brutal guards, a big finish), and he delivers it. But he also finds space between the tropes to inject something more kinetic and aware. The camera is no-frills, stripped to the bone. You can practically hear someone off-screen telling them they have ten minutes before losing the light. There’s no indulgence here. Just quick setups, fast reversals, and compositions that are clean enough to do the job and rough enough to remind you they didn’t have the budget to care.

And yet—it works. The speed adds energy. The rawness adds grit. You get the sense the crew made this thing with sweat and tape and a slightly panicked sense of how fast this shoot had to go. That urgency bleeds into the movie in the best way.

Sid Haig plays Harry, a fruit vendor with a permanently sticky shirt and a face full of confusion, dragging his buddy Fred (Jerry Franks) into trouble they never fully understand. In a film about women resisting confinement, these two schlubby dudes are a perfect inversion: passive, aimless, and easily outmaneuvered. Haig, always a little feral around the edges, leans into the comic low status. It’s not just that they’re supporting characters—it’s that they’re at the mercy of the story in a way women in this genre rarely get to be. That reversal is subtle, but it registers. The prisoners have the power here, even if it’s temporary and hard-won.

This isn’t a Pam Grier movie, not yet, but you can feel the shift coming. She radiates control. Even in a secondary role, she’s magnetic—casual, confident, and entirely capable of stealing a scene without overselling it. But The Big Doll House isn’t built just around her. In fact, it’s not really built around anyone. It opens like a solo vehicle for Judy Brown’s Collier, the standard new fish in a sea of locked-up trouble. But that center doesn’t hold. Quickly, quietly, the film reveals itself as an ensemble story. These women—tough, ridiculous, bruised, defiant—start off clashing, then gradually align around a shared escape. They’re not heroes, exactly. But they’re in it together. That shift from individual arcs to collective action.

The plan works, mostly. The guards are overthrown, the truck rolls out, the sun’s up, and freedom is—well, not quite. Collier gets casually scooped up by a cop and tossed back toward her cell, muttering a punchline that lands like the last beat of a sitcom. It’s ridiculous. Maybe too ridiculous. But I laughed. And then I realized I didn’t feel cheated by it. I felt like the movie had pulled off a magic trick: getting me to care just enough, but not too much. It maintains the genre’s tension while releasing you with a grin. That takes control.

The Big Doll House doesn’t reinvent anything. It just does what it does better than a few others. It’s fast, cheap, dirty—and smart enough to know when to hit the gas and when to lean back.

Here’s the thing about to-do lists when you have ADHD: they lie. They whisper sweet nothings like “You just need to get started” and “It’s only three steps, tops.” Next thing you know, you’re ankle-deep in browser tabs, ten sub-projects deep into a task you barely understood in the first place, wondering if you’ve actually started anything at all.

This is where AI tools—yes, the same AI tools everyone seems to be using to write cover letters and apology emails—can actually become super-functional. Not flashy, not miraculous. Just functional. Think of them less like robot assistants and more like a thinking partner with the patience of a monk and the memory of a digital elephant that is also a cloud server.

The trick isn’t just “using AI.” It’s knowing what to ask for. And for people with ADHD, the magic happens when we use these tools to shrink things down. Because breaking a thing into its smallest useful parts? That’s not just productivity—it’s survival.

Let’s walk through how that works.

The Big Thing: Projects Are Just Decisions in Costume

Let’s say you’re starting a new project. A real one. Not “clean your desk,” but something that spans multiple days or weeks—like Apply to Grad School or Launch the Mental Health App or Plan a Move Across the Country Without Losing Your Mind. You look at it and your brain just… folds. It’s not that it’s impossible, it’s that it’s undefined.

This is where an AI tool—ChatGPT, for example—can be a real ally.

First Things First: How to Start Using ChatGPT

If you’ve never used ChatGPT before, don’t worry—there’s no learning curve, no install wizard, no special command syntax. It’s just a text box where you type what you’re thinking, and it responds. That’s it.

Here’s how to get started:

  1. Go to chat.openai.com and sign up for a free account.
  2. Open a new chat. It’ll look like a blank screen with a little blinking cursor.
  3. Type your question like you’d ask a real person. You don’t need fancy wording. Just say: “I’m overwhelmed by this project. Can you help me break it down?”
  4. Treat it like a conversation. You can say, “That’s too vague,” or “Can you be more specific?” or even “That’s not what I meant.” It’ll adjust.

That’s it. No pressure to get it perfect. The goal isn’t to have ChatGPT solve your life—it’s to help you see it more clearly. Now let’s talk about how to use it to break a big thing down.

You say:

“I need to apply to grad school and I don’t know where to start. Help me break it down.”

The response you’ll get won’t just be a list of tasks. It’ll be a map of decisions. Because what most ADHD brains struggle with isn’t effort—it’s friction. You don’t need the AI to do the work. You need it to define the edges of the work, shrink the ambiguity, and make it concrete.

You might get back something like:

  • Choose which schools you’re applying to.
  • Identify recommendation letter writers.
  • Gather transcripts.
  • Write a statement of purpose.
  • Research deadlines.
  • Create a single folder where all of this lives.

That last one? That’s not a coincidence. Sometimes “Create the Folder” is the most ADHD-friendly starting point there is. Because once you name the folder, suddenly the project exists.

And now you can ask the AI again:

“Can you help me break down ‘Write statement of purpose’ into smaller steps?”

And it will. Things like:

  • Brainstorm stories or experiences relevant to your field.
  • Find 3 sample statements to model structure.
  • Draft bullet points before writing full sentences.
  • Ask a friend to review before editing.

These are not just tasks. They’re momentum in disguise.

The Small Thing: When Even the Task Is Too Big

But let’s say it’s not a project you’re struggling with. It’s a task. One stupid little thing that has been on your list forever. Like:

  • “Call the dentist.”
  • “Schedule oil change.”
  • “Send the thank-you note from three weeks ago that is now emotionally radioactive.”

You’ve told yourself it’ll take five minutes. You’ve put it on your list every day this week. You’ve rearranged your entire workflow to avoid doing it. Why?

Because this “simple” task has emotional weight. It’s carrying shame, or fear, or dread, or sheer inertia. It’s not a five-minute task. It’s a trap.

This is where AI helps again—not by reminding you, but by breaking the illusion of simplicity.

Try:

“I need to call the dentist to schedule an appointment, but I keep avoiding it. Can you help me figure out what steps I’m missing?”

You might get:

  • Find the phone number.
  • Check your calendar to know when you’re available.
  • Decide what kind of appointment you need (cleaning? follow-up?).
  • Write down a script of what to say.
  • Put phone on Do Not Disturb so you don’t get interrupted during the call.
  • Reward yourself after.

Now it’s not “Call the dentist.” It’s a sequence. And sequences feel doable in a way isolated tasks often don’t especially if you have a brain that needs visible progress before it can activate.

Even better, you can say:

“Make this easier. Give me a pep talk and a script.”

AI will happily oblige with something like:

“Hey, you’re not bothering anyone. They want to schedule you. Just say: ‘Hi, I’m looking to schedule a cleaning sometime in the next few weeks. I’m flexible on weekdays except Monday mornings.’ That’s it.”

Suddenly, it’s not a mountain. It’s a pebble.

Closing the Loop: Make the Invisible Work Visible

Here’s the secret most productivity advice skips: people with ADHD are not lazy. We are overthinking, underprioritizing, momentum-starved geniuses who just need fewer invisible steps and more obvious footholds.

AI can help because it doesn’t care how many times you’ve procrastinated or how irrational your avoidance feels. It just keeps breaking things down patiently until the problem shrinks to something you can actually move.

And once you start seeing AI this way—not as a miracle worker, but as a conversation partner who’s really good at logistics—you can build a habit around it. A few practical ways to do that:

  • When you’re stuck, ask: “What might I be missing?” or “What’s the first step before the first step?”
  • When a project feels too big, ask: “Help me break this into chunks I can do in under 20 minutes.”
  • When a task feels emotionally charged, ask: “Why might this feel hard, and how could I make it easier?”

These are lifelines. They turn ambiguity into clarity and clarity into motion. And for ADHD brains, motion is gold. You don’t need to have the perfect plan. You just need to start smaller. AI can help you figure out where.

In the world of cinematic prequels, there’s a fragile détente—an uneasy truce—between the impulse to explain and the wisdom to leave well enough alone. Hannibal Rising (2007), directed by Peter Webber, doesn’t just upset that truce—it storms the borders, topples the regime, and rewrites the entire constitution of what made Hannibal Lecter terrifying in the first place.

The film insists on explaining the psychology of Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the cultured, cannibalistic antihero who once chilled us precisely because we didn’t know what made him tick. We didn’t need to. That was the point. Here, in an excruciatingly literal journey into his tragic childhood in war-torn Lithuania, we are shown—laboriously, dutifully—how the monster was made. Trauma. Revenge. A dead sister. A lot of brooding. By the time Lecter starts slicing people open, it’s less terrifying and more, well… inevitable. Tragic. Predictable. Boring.

Because when you explain a mystery, you kill it.

What once made Lecter so compelling was the sense that he existed outside the usual moral and psychological frameworks. He was unknowable. Alien. A man who could quote Marcus Aurelius while disemboweling you with perfect table manners. Hannibal Rising drags him back down to earth and says, “Actually, it’s all because of childhood trauma!” And just like that, the character loses his power.

Oh, and hey! Remember Lecter’s muzzle? It’s back and giving full Samurai!

What better way to convey deep psychological trauma than with a random samurai mask burdened with all the weight of a Halloween prop? It’s introduced with the kind of reverence usually reserved for religious relics, but it’s mostly shoehorned into the story to remind you that this is a Hannibal Lecter movie, in case the brooding and butchery weren’t enough. It doesn’t symbolize anything. It doesn’t mean anything. It is fetishized, lingered on, treated as if it holds some deep, poetic meaning.

It’s a prop with a god complex.

In all fairness, Thomas Harris wrote both the novel and screenplay for this film. But even that comes with a caveat. It’s been widely reported that Harris was pressured into writing the backstory after producer Dino De Laurentiis threatened to move forward without him. And it shows. The film reads like something written with a contractual sigh.

Gaspard Ulliel, playing young Hannibal, gives a performance that feels like a slow-motion impersonation of Anthony Hopkins: cold, calculated, occasionally smirking—but none of the charisma or terrifying unpredictability. The supporting cast, including Gong Li and Rhys Ifans, do what they can with what little they’re given, but they’re orbiting a black hole of purpose. The film lurches from one revenge killing to the next, each more violent than the last, as if gore will somehow fill the psychological void.

But gore is not depth. And trauma is not destiny. Not every villain needs a childhood. Hannibal Rising has a maddening conviction that if we just see enough flashbacks, we’ll understand evil. We won’t. That’s why the doctor scared us in the first place.

In the end, Hannibal Rising is a cautionary tale—though not in the way it intends. In the coursework of Hannibal Lecter, it’s a guest lecture on how to ruin a great character by explaining away too much. It’s a checklist of overused origin tropes… a story that demystifies a cultural icon in the name of faux psychological insight… and most of all, it’s just not very good.

I read almost exclusively on my Kobo. My journey into digital reading began way back on a Palm III, scrolling pixelated lines of Neuromancer in green-on-green. The convenience, the portability, the way ebooks vanish into your pocket until you summon them again—it’s magic. And yet, Robin Sloan’s Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore is a celebration of books-as-objects, books-as-culture, books-as-secret-society, and somehow, I loved every page of it.

The novel is, at its core, a love letter to the written word in all its forms—old and new, dusty and digital. It wraps its narrative arms around the tension between Gutenberg and Google, as if trying to reconcile the mystery of the past with the speed of the future. And for anyone who swoons at the idea of an obscure typeface that holds the key to immortality (guilty), it delivers a heady rush. Yes, a typeface—fictional, ornate, and plot-critical. It’s a conceit so nerdily delightful I could barely contain my joy. There’s something beautiful about a book that dares to ask: what if fonts had secrets?

The story is split between two modes: one foot in the dusty mystique of the titular bookstore and its secret society of knowledge seekers, and the other in Silicon Valley’s gleaming optimism, with data visualizations, startups, and mechanical turks. It’s a tale of two stories—old and new, romantic and rational. And this tension gives the novel its heartbeat.

But while the machinery of the book is exhilarating—the puzzle-box structure, the reverence for old knowledge housed in quirky corners of a 24-hour shop—I found the characters just a touch too sanded down. Clay, the narrator, is amiable enough, but he’s more lens than force. His companions—a Google engineer girlfriend, a D&D-loving best friend turned tech millionaire—sketch out archetypes more than they inhabit lives. It’s not that they’re unbelievable; it’s that they don’t hum with the same electricity as the world around them.

And what a world it is. Sloan’s imagination is capacious, yet lovingly detailed. The bookstore itself is enchanting: narrow, shadowy, and steeped in possibility. You half-expect Borges to be napping in the corner or for a secret door to open behind a stack of illuminated manuscripts. It’s this atmosphere that lingers—the sense that you, too, might walk into a forgotten shop one night and find yourself swept into a conspiracy of typography and timelessness.

Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore is a novel for book lovers, sure. And maybe even more so, it’s a novel for format lovers, for those of us who thrill at the medium as much as the message. Even with its occasional character flatness, the book remains a joyous meditation on curiosity, technology, and the enduring power of story. It reminds me why I fell in love with reading in the first place.

Everything Is Tuberculosis is a book that starts with a subject so unsexy—so dusty, so clinical, so thoroughly dismissed to the corners of American memory—that its very name is a kind of punchline. And then, somehow, it grabs you by the collar and doesn’t let go. That’s the trick John Green pulls off here, and he pulls it off brilliantly.

Tuberculosis: the “white plague,” the “romantic disease,” the slow breath-stealer that shaped the literal and figurative architecture of American life in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. And Green, with his curious, compulsive brilliance, shows us how this pathogen, this microbial villain, was in fact one of the great urban planners of the American West.

Take Colorado Springs. I grew up there, went on field trips to the Tuberculosis Museum in Manitou Springs. I knew the disease was important to the region. What I didn’t know—what Green makes startlingly, vividly clear—is that the city would not exist without TB. The sanatoriums, the fresh-air ideology, the deluge of Easterners desperate for a cure in the mountain air: they built the city. Not metaphorically. Brick by brick.

What Green has done here is not just a history lesson. It’s a reframing. His writing is clean, direct, and deeply human. He has this ability—rare among historians and rarer still among scientists—to make you feel like you’re sitting across from him at a kitchen table, listening to a friend tell you about the most fascinating thing they’ve ever learned. And by the end, you’re nodding along, eyes wide, completely sold.

The timing of the book is uncanny. One might call it accidental, but that would miss the point. As we watch the CDC—an institution born of the same public health logic that once tamed TB—now being undermined, dissected, and slowly dismantled, Green’s book arrives like a flare in the night. A reminder of what happens when we forget the past, and of the invisible infrastructure that allows us to breathe freely. Literally.

There is, in this book, something infectious. Not just in the microbial sense, but in the way Green communicates his awe. He’s an educator, yes, but more than that—he’s a vector of wonder. His fascination becomes your own. And you’re left, as I was, with a new kind of vision. A sense that history is not behind us, but around us. In the air we breathe.

There’s something seductive about a book that reads like it was written in a sprint. The pages of Never Lie practically hum with the urgency of a writer who couldn’t type fast enough to keep up with her own ideas. This is not a book that pauses for breath—or for polish. And yet, somehow, that’s part of the appeal.

Freida McFadden has written a psychological thriller that leans all the way in. The structure is clumsy in places—yes—but that messiness mirrors the unsteady, stomach-churning suspense that powers the novel. The pacing is relentless. Twists arrive not so much as revelations, but as ambushes. Just when you think you’ve gotten your bearings, McFadden yanks the rug and leaves you staring at the ceiling, asking, Wait, what just happened? It’s a book that drags you, clutching your proverbial pearls, through snow-covered woods and half-furnished houses and past the skeletons that live, quite literally, in the closets.

And yet, beneath the popcorn-movie thrills and breathless momentum, there’s a small betrayal—a choice in narration that keeps the book from truly sticking the landing. McFadden plays a game of limited omniscience, but not entirely fair. Characters who know everything (and I mean everything) present early as clueless—even in the privacy of their own internal monologues. It’s the narrative equivalent of watching a magician perform a trick, only to realize the rabbit was up his sleeve all along… and that he told you he hated rabbits. The twist might dazzle, but it doesn’t invite a second look. Once you know the secret, the spell breaks.

But maybe that’s okay. Never Lie isn’t a puzzle to be solved; it’s a ride to be survived. You don’t reread this kind of book to admire its architecture. You read it in one sitting, fling it across the room at the end (lovingly), and then toss it to your friend like a live grenade. Read this, you say, and let’s talk when you’re done.

In that sense, Never Lie is the literary equivalent of a shared bowl of popcorn at a midnight movie—salty, fast, and a little bit wild. And while I’m not sure I’ll ever read it again, I’ll be thinking about that third-act twist for days. Maybe weeks.

★★★☆☆

A few weeks ago, my friend Curt—a programmer with the kind of sharp, analytical mind that makes you wonder if he could just debug you—gave me a piece of advice that fundamentally changed how I think about, well… things.

At the time, I was in some sort of crisis mode or another—spiraling through headlines about disasters, political chaos, and whatever fresh new way humanity had decided to make things worse that week. I was frustrated, exhausted, and—most of all—paralyzed.

And then Curt, ever the practical one, said:

“Yeah. This is that thing where we live too much in areas of concern over which we have no influence or control.”

That one sentence cracked something open in my brain. Because here’s the thing: Not all problems in the world are my problems to solve. And when I’m not aware of that, I spend my days in a state of anxiety, giving my energy to things I cannot change—while neglecting the things I can.

The Three Spheres: Concern, Influence, and Control

Imagine life as three concentric circles:

  1. Control – These are the things you have direct power over: your actions, your habits, your choices, your immediate environment. This is where you have the most power—and where change happens fastest. That which you touch is that upon which you act. (Unless you’re a ghost, in which case, congrats, you have bigger problems.)
  2. Influence – These are the people, systems, and communities where your voice matters but isn’t absolute. Your workplace, your relationships, your local government. You can’t dictate outcomes here, but you can affect them in meaningful ways. You have leverage, just not Thanos-snapping-fingers levels of power.
  3. Concern – This is where most of your stress lives. World events, massive societal problems, things that keep you up at night but that you, personally, have zero control over. Living online is, broadly speaking, living in Concern—like setting up a tent in a hurricane and then yelling at the wind for being unfair.

Most of us spend way too much time stuck in Concern—doom-scrolling ourselves into a panic, as if reading one more think piece will unlock the secret ending to human misery. And the more time you spend there, the less time you have to take action in Influence and Control, where you can actually make a difference.

The Concern Trap (a.k.a. Where Good Intentions Go to Die)

Concern is sneaky. It masquerades as productivity. It makes you feel like you’re engaged when, in reality, you’re just mentally exhausting yourself.

Let’s be clear: Caring is not the same as acting.

  • Reading 50 articles about climate change? Concern.
  • Changing your own habits, working with local environmental groups, or advocating for better policies? Influence or Control.
  • Ranting about politics on Bluesky? Concern. (Unless you slid into Schumer’s DMs, in which case, wow, I stand corrected.)
  • Voting, organizing, or running for office? Influence or Control.

The objective is to recognize when you’re stuck in Concern and shift inward—toward the areas where you can actually create change.

How to Shift from Concern to Influence & Control

  1. Notice when you’re spiraling. If you’re reading yet another apocalyptic headline and feel frozen in helplessness, stop and ask: Can I do anything about this? If the answer is no, it’s time to redirect.
  2. Find the smallest action within your Control. If you’re worried about a big issue (say, climate change), ask: What’s one thing I can shift in my own life? Maybe it’s reducing waste, supporting sustainable businesses, or voting for local policies that matter.
  3. Expand into Influence. Once you’ve taken control of your own actions, look outward. Can you influence your workplace, your community, your social circles? Small, local changes add up. It’s basically the “act local” part of “think global, act local” that we all nod at and then ignore.
  4. Reduce time spent in Concern. This doesn’t mean ignoring world events—it just means not living in them. Set limits on doom-scrolling, disengage from pointless online debates, and focus that energy where it actually matters.

The Takeaway: Stop Trying to Carry the Whole World

Curt helped me see that drowning in Concern doesn’t make me a better person. It just makes me a very tired one—with worse posture. The power lies in shifting inward—focusing on what you can control, expanding into where you have influence, and letting go of everything else. If the world feels overwhelming, take a step back. Zoom in. Ask yourself: Where can I actually make a difference?

And then… you know… go do that.

Women in Cages is a movie that dares to ask the question: What if we took all the worst parts of human suffering and made them aggressively boring?

This 1971 women-in-prison flick is part of the glorious cesspool of exploitation films that Roger Corman churned out on his mission to screw with the censors. It was filmed in the Philippines—because nothing says “authentic storytelling” like making a movie about American women suffering in a Spanish-speaking prison system they don’t understand, while also making sure the real exploitation happens behind the camera. And yet, somehow, despite all the jungle chases, torture chambers, and lesbian sadist wardens, the most painful part of this movie is watching it.

The story follows Carol “Jeff” Jeffries, a woman so naïve that she makes a Disney princess look like a hardened criminal. She’s dating Rudy, a man whose entire personality screams “I am definitely a drug dealer,” and yet she’s utterly shocked when he frames her for drug trafficking. Cue the immediate sentencing—because in this universe, the judicial system moves at Marvel Cinematic Universe speed—and Jeff is shipped off to Carcel del Infierno, which, in case you don’t speak Spanish, literally translates to Hell Prison. Subtle.

Inside, she meets her new cellmates: Stoke, a heroin addict whose character arc is just… more heroin; Sandy, a woman who killed her abusive husband, and yet somehow has less personality than the prison walls; and Theresa, Alabama’s girlfriend, because of course the sadistic warden has a girlfriend played by an actress they were too cheap to credit. And speaking of the warden—enter Pam Grier as Alabama, a whip-wielding, torture-happy prison matron with a real talent for making every scene both deeply uncomfortable and mildly hilarious. Naturally, there’s escape planning, because of course there is. It goes about as well as you’d expect from a group of people who can’t figure out how to avoid getting stabbed in their sleep.

Let’s be clear: nobody was winning an Oscar for this. Jennifer Gan as Jeff is a main character with the screen presence of paint that is deeply confused about why it’s drying. Roberta Collins as Stoke is the only one who seems to be having any fun. Pam Grier, on the other hand, is the only person who understood the assignment. She plays an absolute monster of a warden, delivering every sadistic line with the kind of energy that says, “I know this movie is trash, but I am here to collect a paycheck and steal every goddamned scene.”

If you really squint, Women in Cages wants to have themes. It flirts with the idea that women are trapped not just physically, but emotionally, societally, and, most importantly, in this movie. It toys with the notion of power and corruption, showing a prison where the guards are cruel, the system is broken, and yet somehow the most unrealistic part is that Jeff thought her drug dealer boyfriend wasn’t a criminal. And of course, it dabbles in sexual exploitation, trying so hard to be edgy but mostly feeling like it was written by a 13-year-old boy who just discovered what the word lesbian means. At the end of the day, this movie isn’t making much of a statement.

Behind the scenes, things aren’t much better. The film was shot in the Philippines because cheap labor and questionable ethics! It was produced by Roger Corman, a man who has never met an exploitation film he didn’t want to bankroll. It was directed by Gerardo de Leon, who, according to reports, didn’t much care for working on this movie. Perhaps most tellingly, Quentin Tarantino has praised the film. Which might be telling, but Quentin Tarantino has made this sort of movie better than this movie actually is.

SPOILER: Does anyone escape? Nope! Instead, we get what Tarantino called a final shot of “devastating despair.” And sure, I see. But also? The real devastating despair is realizing you just sat through this entire movie and will never get that time back.

One star. It’s for Pam Grier, and also for the fact that the movie ended. Women in Cages is a film that proves you can have torture, betrayal, and jungle warfare, and still somehow be largely unwatchable.

Mank is a dazzlingly meticulous deep dive into the origins of Citizen Kane. It is something of a monument to the creative process. In fact, there’s a moment in which our protagonist, Herman Mankiewicz, is told that he is simply “a writer.” The line is meant as a toss-off, a reminder of his inconsequential place in Hollywood’s grand hierarchy. And yet, what Mank suggests—what it insists upon—is that the writer is everything.

David Fincher’s film is a story about authorship: who tells the stories, who controls the narrative, and, most importantly, who gets the credit. Told in a dazzling black-and-white palette that evokes the era of old Hollywood, Mank follows the bedridden, alcoholic, and razor-sharp Mankiewicz (played with staggering depth by Gary Oldman) as he races to complete the first draft of Citizen Kane for Orson Welles. Flashbacks transport us to 1930s Hollywood, where Mank’s drunken wit makes him both indispensable and disposable in the studio system. His friendships—with media mogul William Randolph Hearst (Charles Dance), Hearst’s mistress Marion Davies (Amanda Seyfried), and the various power players of the industry—became the raw material from which he shapes what would become one of the highest-regarded films of all time. (I haven’t actually written my review of Citizen Kane as it’s been quite a while since I last watched it. But I think I might be one of those rare breed who prefers Mank. Controversial, I’m aware.)

Fincher, working from a script written by his late father, Jack Fincher, presents Mank as not just a story of artistic creation but of political and personal reckoning. The film weaves Mankiewicz’s disillusionment with Hearst and the Hollywood machine into the broader political landscape of the time, particularly the 1934 California gubernatorial race, in which socialist author Upton Sinclair ran against Republican incumbent Frank Merriam. The film suggests that Mank’s disgust at the film industry’s role in manufacturing propaganda to destroy Sinclair’s campaign was the true catalyst for his damning portrayal of Hearst in Citizen Kane.

This is where Mank takes creative liberties. Historians have pointed out that there is little evidence to suggest that Mankiewicz was deeply invested in Sinclair’s campaign or that he had any hand in the infamous fake newsreels designed to sabotage Sinclair’s candidacy. The character of Shelly Metcalf, the guilt-ridden director who kills himself over his role in making the propaganda films, is fictional. But Fincher is not interested in strict historical accuracy; he is interested in myth-making, in the ways people justify their own creative choices, and in how the wounds of history shape the stories we tell today.

From a purely aesthetic standpoint, Mank is a marvel. Cinematographer Erik Messerschmidt crafts a world that feels pulled straight from a nitrate print, complete with reel-change markers, deep-focus compositions, and sound design that mimics the acoustics of 1940s Hollywood films. The film is shot in luscious black-and-white, using RED digital cameras with a custom monochrome sensor to achieve a period-appropriate look. The score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, eschewing their usual electronic soundscapes, is a hauntingly beautiful homage to orchestral compositions of the time.

The performances are uniformly excellent. Oldman, as Mank, is a whirlwind—charming, self-destructive, brilliant, and infuriating in equal measure. Amanda Seyfried’s Marion Davies is delightful, imbuing the character with warmth, intelligence, and a tragic awareness of her place in Hearst’s world. Charles Dance’s Hearst is a quiet, looming presence… and a dick.

Mank also reignites one of Hollywood’s longest-running debates: Who really wrote Citizen Kane? The film takes a stance that aligns with Pauline Kael’s 1971 essay Raising Kane, which argued that Mankiewicz was the true author of the screenplay and that Orson Welles merely put his name on it. This argument has been widely discredited, with scholars confirming that Welles played a significant role in shaping the final script. Yet Mank portrays Welles (Tom Burke) as a distant auteur and an opportunist who swoops in at the last moment to claim credit.

It is tempting to read Mank as Fincher’s own statement on the nature of authorship. After all, this was a project written by his father, a passion project that Fincher had been waiting decades to make. The film’s final act, in which Mankiewicz battles to have his name on the script, feels like a plea for recognition—not just for Mank, but for all the unsung writers who have shaped Hollywood’s greatest works without the glory.

Mank is dense, layered, and insider-y. It assumes a level of familiarity with old Hollywood, with Citizen Kane, with the history of the studio system. But it is, at the same time, a rich, intoxicating, and deeply rewarding watch. Fincher has made a film about the power of storytelling—who owns a story, who gets to tell it, and who history remembers. In doing so, he has crafted a film worthy of its subject: a sharp, complex, and exquisitely crafted meditation on genius, power, and the cost of speaking truth to both.

There’s tension at the heart of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Pete writes, obviously. It’s a machine built on spectacle, on interconnected narratives, on the promise of something bigger always on the horizon. But what happens when that machine starts to feel… well, a little too efficient? A little too predictable? “Captain America: Brave New World,” the latest installment, sits squarely within this tension.

Let’s get this out of the way: I enjoyed it. There’s an epic satisfaction in seeing the threads of the Hulk universe woven back into the larger tapestry of the MCU. And Anthony Mackie? He embodies Sam Wilson with a strength and a humanity that makes you root for him, even when the plot contortions are strained. I genuinely hope this Captain America gets the runway he deserves, that he’s given the space to become a substantial figure in the new Avengers lineup. He has the potential to bring a much-needed dose of heart and perspective to a team often defined by raw power.

“Brave New World” wasn’t quite the Captain America film I expected. Instead, it felt like a Harrison Ford movie that happened to have Captain America in it. Ford brings a gravitas, a world-weariness, to Thaddeus Ross that elevates the character beyond a simple antagonist. It’s a performance that hints at the complexities and compromises inherent in leadership, even – perhaps especially – at the highest levels. The film, as a result, is something of a political thriller, even if it falls far from the previous highs in the franchise.

That’s where the film stumbles. We’ve seen the heights this franchise can reach. The Winter Soldier redefined the superhero genre with its sharp, paranoid energy. Civil War wrestled with complex moral questions and delivered action sequences that were both thrilling and character-driven. Brave New World, while aspirational, doesn’t quite punch in the same class. The filmmaking feels… clumsier. Disjointed. Disorganized. The pieces are all there, but the glue just isn’t quite strong enough to hold it all together. The action, while competent, lacks the innovative spark that made previous Captain America films so memorable. This film is a fine entry into the MCU, but it simply doesn’t connect emotionally in the way its predecessors did.

One of the more compelling aspects of the film is the subtle, yet persistent, tension surrounding Sam Wilson’s choice not to take the super-soldier serum. It’s a question that hangs in the air as an undercurrent to the main narrative. Is he enough? Can a man without enhanced strength and speed stand shoulder-to-shoulder with gods and monsters? The film doesn’t offer easy answers, and that’s precisely what makes it interesting. It forces us to confront the idea that heroism isn’t just about physical prowess, but about the strength of one’s convictions, the unwavering commitment to doing what’s right, even when it’s difficult. Sam’s humanity, his vulnerability, becomes his superpower.

The film also boasts a strong villainous presence in Tim Blake Nelson’s return as The Leader. It was fantastic to see him back, finally given the chance to explore the character’s potential after all these years. However, I couldn’t help but feel he was ultimately underutilized. The same could be said, even more emphatically, for Giancarlo Esposito. Here’s an actor with immense screen presence, reduced to what amounts to a utility character. His presence felt symbolic of how much Brave New World is trying to cram into a single film, juggling too many plot threads and character arcs without giving any of them the space they need to truly breathe.

And speaking of characters… Shira Haas as Ruth Bat-Seraph. I find her a bit of a curiosity. The film asks us to believe that this woman, with her slight frame, can credibly embody the ruggedness and ruthlessness of a former Black Widow. I wasn’t entirely sold. It feels like a gamble, a bet that the MCU is making on Haas’s ability to grow into the role, to convince us that she’s more than a cipher. Whether that bet will pay off remains to be seen, but for now, her presence felt more like a question mark than a fully realized character.

So, yeah. Brave New World tries to do too much. It’s a sequel to The Incredible Hulk, a continuation of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, a political thriller, and a setup for future Avengers films – all rolled into one 118-minute package. It’s a testament to the talent involved that the film doesn’t completely collapse under its own weight even as you can feel it creak and moan along the way.

The post-credits scene, meant to tantalize and tease what’s to come, was a disappointing retread. A vague warning about threats from other worlds? It’s a trope the MCU has leaned on far too heavily, and here, it felt like a perfunctory nod to the larger narrative, rather than a genuinely exciting glimpse into the future. It left me with more skepticism than anticipation, a feeling that the machine is churning out promises it will not be able to keep.

Ultimately, Captain America: Brave New World is a worthwhile addition to the MCU, but it’s not a game-changer. It’s a solid step forward for Sam Wilson, and a fascinating showcase for Harrison Ford. But it’s also a reminder that even the most successful formulas can start to feel formulaic. The challenge for Marvel, as it moves forward, is to prove that it can still surprise us, that it hasn’t become entirely beholden to its own formula, and that it can still deliver stories that are more than just elaborate advertisements for the next widget on the assembly line. I am ever the optimist.

Sometimes, the most unsettling stories aren’t those that simply scare us, but those that make us interrogate the very nature of what we’re watching. Bigas Luna’s 1987 film, Anguish, does that, burrowing its way into your psyche with a meta-horror narrative that’s as bold as it is bonkers. It’s a commentary on how cinema itself can be a form of hypnosis, a shared delusion we participate in willingly. Dummies.

Anguish presents a film-within-a-film, The Mommy, where a mother (Zelda Rubinstein) uses hypnosis to control her myopic son, John (Michael Lerner), compelling him to commit gruesome murders and collect eyeballs. Up to this point I wondered if I could start watching the movie on 2x. But just as we settle into this thing, Luna jukes. We’re not watching The Mommy; we’re watching an audience watching The Mommy. And within that audience, a man begins to mirror the on-screen violence, turning the theater into a terrifying reflection of the film itself.

Now, I’ll admit, Zelda Rubinstein’s performance didn’t resonate with me, but I understood her casting. She certainly has a unique appeal that adds to the film’s unsettling atmosphere. However, Michael Lerner truly shines as John, capturing a disturbing mix of vulnerability and menace. It’s a testament to his skill that he can elicit both sympathy and revulsion, and still go on to do Barton Fink.

Once the film reveals its layers, I was completely invested. Luna is dissecting the act of watching a horror movie. And he’s doing it in a way I’ve never seen. The film taps into primal fears, not just of violence, but of losing control, of being manipulated, of becoming voyeurs in our own lives. The eyes, so central to the plot, become a symbol of our own gaze, implicating us in the spectacle.

Some of the pacing is uneven, and at times, it feels like Luna is juggling too many ideas at once. But its ambition and originality are undeniable. It’s a film that dares to ask: what happens when the line between reality and fiction blurs? What happens when the monsters on the screen step out of the frame and into our world?

There is a moment in Thunderball—a flash, really—where you can see the franchise slipping just beyond its own grasp. It happens underwater, of course, because everything in Thunderball happens underwater. Sean Connery’s Bond, the embodiment of effortless cool, is flailing slightly, engaged in one of those extended, balletic combat sequences that seem to stretch beyond time itself. The choreography is mesmerizing, but it’s also sluggish, overlong. The pace, the tension, the momentum—all things Goldfinger had done more adeptly a year earlier—are somehow lost in the murky blue.

This is the paradox of Thunderball: a film that is both quintessential Bond and, in some ways, a mark of the franchise’s slow drift into self-parody.

By 1965, Bond was no longer just a film series; it was a phenomenon. Goldfinger had turned 007 into a cultural juggernaut, and Thunderball arrived with the weight of expectation. The budget was massive—larger than the first three films combined. The action was grander, the gadgets more elaborate, the stakes higher. Even the title seemed to promise something explosive, something immense.

And yet, watching it now, Thunderball feels strangely bloated. The plot—SPECTRE’s theft of two nuclear warheads and Bond’s race to recover them—has all the makings of a classic spy thriller. But the film is obsessed with its own spectacle, stretching sequences past their breaking point. The underwater battles, objectively cool—and revolutionary in their day—now feel like beautifully shot exercises in patience.

Connery, to his credit, is still magnetic. This is his fourth outing as Bond, and he wears the role as comfortably as a tailored tuxedo. But there are signs of fatigue. The charm is there, sharp as ever, but the enthusiasm is waning. The film’s indulgences—its languid pacing, its fixation on style over substance—seem to weigh on him.

And then there’s the treatment of women, which even by Bond standards, feels particularly egregious here. The “seduction” of a physiotherapist at a health clinic is not played for romance, or even for the usual winking charm—it’s coercion, full stop. The film is full of these moments, relics of an era that has not aged well.

This is where my personal relationship with Bond films complicates things. I don’t love them. I like them well enough, and I have fond memories of watching them in the theater with my dad, but they haven’t aged well in just about any regard. And in the struggle with this script, I have to admit: I think I prefer the off-brand Bond, Never Say Never Again, to Thunderball.

This is not to say Thunderball is without its joys. It is, after all, a Bond film. There are high points: the thrilling opening sequence, featuring the now-iconic jetpack; the introduction of Fiona Volpe (Luciana Paluzzi), a rare Bond villainess who doesn’t fall under 007’s spell; the sheer, lush spectacle of the Bahamas setting.

But it is also a film that is too in love with itself. The underwater battles, so innovative at the time, drag on for so long that they become an endurance test. The final sequence aboard Largo’s yacht, Disco Volante, is chaos, with sped-up film and awkward cuts that feel rushed, mismatched with the deliberate pacing of everything that came before.

If Goldfinger was the moment Bond became Bond, Thunderball was when the formula began calcifying. It is the first Bond film that feels overproduced, overlong, overindulgent. It is, in many ways, a victim of its own success.

And yet, something is fascinating about it. It is a film that sits at the precipice of two eras: the lean, sharp thrillers of early Bond, and the bloated extravaganzas that would define the Roger Moore years. It is Bond at his peak, and Bond just beginning to lose his way.

Would I recommend Thunderball? Of course. It is still a Bond film, still a piece of cinematic history, still a spectacle worth experiencing. But if I had to choose between this and its unofficial remake, Never Say Never Again, I might just opt for the latter. Sometimes, the off-brand version understands the assignment even better than the original.

In 1964, Joan Crawford picked up an axe.

Not metaphorically—though one could argue that every great Hollywood reinvention is its own kind of execution—but literally. There she was, an Academy Award-winning actress, a legend of Old Hollywood glamour, standing in front of William Castle’s B-movie lens, ready to swing.

The result was Strait-Jacket, a film that, at first glance, seems like just another lurid horror flick. A woman with a violent past is released from a psychiatric institution. Murders begin anew. Suspicion swirls. The whole thing has the structure of a classic pulp thriller, the kind of thing you might expect from Robert Bloch, the man who wrote Psycho. But beneath the surface, Strait-Jacket is doing something else—something more subversive, more unsettling. It’s a film about identity, about reinvention, and about whether we can ever truly escape the roles that society—and history—assign to us.

To understand Strait-Jacket, you have to understand Crawford. By 1964, she was no longer the ingenue of Grand Hotel or the wronged housewife of Mildred Pierce. She was something else entirely: an actress who had outlived her own era, a woman who had survived Hollywood’s cruel cycle of discarding its leading ladies. And in Strait-Jacket, she weaponized that history.

Her character, Lucy Harbin, is a woman trying to outrun her past. Twenty years earlier, she murdered her husband and his lover in a fit of rage. Now, she’s released from a psychiatric institution, attempting to reconnect with her daughter, Carol (Diane Baker). But the past doesn’t let go so easily. Carol encourages her mother to reclaim the glamorous image she had at the time of the murders—curling her hair into tight black ringlets, applying the same youthful makeup. It’s an eerie echo of Hollywood’s obsession with forcing women to remain frozen in time.

And then, of course, the killings begin again.

The brilliance of Strait-Jacket isn’t just in its jump scares or its Grand Guignol excess (though the flying prosthetic heads certainly add to the experience). It’s in the way it plays with perception. At first, it seems obvious: Lucy, fragile and unstable, must be the one responsible for the new wave of murders. But the film slowly reveals a darker truth—Carol, the devoted daughter, has been orchestrating everything.

This is where Strait-Jacket becomes a study in psychological manipulation. Carol makes her doubt her own sanity. She isolates her, plants evidence, subtly reinforces the idea that Lucy is losing her grip on reality. Today, we’d call this gaslighting. In 1964, it was simply an exercise in power.

Watching Strait-Jacket now, in an era where plot twists are expected, the film’s final revelation still holds up. Maybe it’s because the groundwork is laid so carefully—Carol’s control over her mother is there from the beginning, but we don’t want to see it. Maybe it’s because of Crawford’s performance, which walks the tightrope between melodrama and genuine vulnerability. Or maybe it’s because the film taps into the fear that the people we love might not be who they claim to be.

Strait-Jacket is not a perfect movie. It leans into its B-movie roots, reveling in its campy excesses. That’s part of its charm. It understands the spectacle of horror, the way fear is as much about performance as it is about violence. At its center is Crawford, an actress who knew better than anyone that reinvention is both a necessity and a curse.

There’s a frame in The Pit and the Pendulum when Vincent Price, all wide eyes and trembling hands, finally lets go of the last thread of his sanity. He straightens, lowers his voice, and suddenly starts speaking as if he were his father, Sebastian Medina, the ruthless torturer of the Spanish Inquisition. It’s a sharp turn, a classic Corman twist—except by the time it happens, I found myself less intrigued and more impatient.

Roger Corman’s Poe adaptations have a reputation for being atmospheric, moody, and visually striking despite their low budgets. The Pit and the Pendulum is true to that. While it has flashes of brilliance—particularly in its final act—it takes far too long to get there, and the journey is more tedious than terrifying.

Corman was a master of making movies on the cheap, and sometimes that worked to his advantage. Here, he and production designer Daniel Haller took old Universal set pieces—archways, staircases, gothic decor—and repurposed them into a sprawling 16th-century Spanish castle. The result is a setting that looks impressive at first glance but, after a while, starts to feel like exactly what it is: a collection of borrowed parts.

Visually, the film leans heavily into its gothic atmosphere, with deep shadows, eerie corridors, and the occasional surreal color-drenched flashback. But while cinematographer Floyd Crosby does his best to elevate the material, the film’s pacing undercuts its effectiveness. Scenes drag. Conversations repeat the same ominous warnings. The tension, instead of building, stagnates.

If there’s one reason to watch The Pit and the Pendulum, it’s Vincent Price. He knows exactly what kind of movie he’s in and commits fully, delivering a performance that oscillates between quiet anguish and full-blown hysteria.

The problem? He’s the only one delivering.

John Kerr, as the film’s ostensible protagonist, is as wooden as the castle doors, making every scene he’s in feel like an anchor dragging the film down. Barbara Steele, whose eerie presence should have been a major asset, is underused. And the grand reveal lands with a dull thud rather than a shocking blow.

There’s a lot of brooding—so much brooding—and a lot of whispering about family curses with Price staring off into the middle distance. But for a film that’s supposed to be about psychological torment, it never really gets under the skin.

The film’s last twenty minutes are its strongest. The moment Nicholas fully embraces his father’s persona, the movie shifts gears, and suddenly the stakes feel real. The pendulum sequence, in which Francis (Kerr) is strapped to a stone slab as a massive, razor-sharp blade swings ever closer to his chest, is the film’s highlight—and the most successful moment in the film of genuine tension. It’s not saying much. But it’s there. 

Here’s the issue: by the time we get there, it feels like too little, too late. The film spends so much time lingering on Nicholas’s guilt and Francis’s investigation that the real horror elements only kick in at the very end. It’s like sitting through an hour of buildup for a five-minute payoff.

At its best, The Pit and the Pendulum is a showcase for Vincent Price’s brand of grand, theatrical horror. At its worst, it’s a sluggish, overlong film that mistakes brooding for suspense. The atmosphere is there. The gothic visuals are there. The ingredients for a great horror film are all present. But the pacing is off, the supporting performances are weak, and the story—despite Matheson’s efforts to expand Poe’s short tale—feels stretched too thin.

The Split (1968) sits at an interesting crossroads of its era—part heist movie, part social commentary, part character study. Director Gordon Flemyng doesn’t try to break new ground so much as chip away at familiar territory. What makes The Split worth revisiting is the strength of its ensemble cast and the subtle, yet impactful, way it addresses the social dynamics of its time. As for the heist? Well, it’s fun. But you can certainly see why others in the genre had greater staying power.

Former NFL star Jim Brown takes the lead as McClain, a thief with a plan to rob the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum during a playoff game. Brown’s performance is understated but magnetic. He doesn’t overplay the “cool criminal” archetype that so many heist films lean into. Instead, he brings a grounded, almost reluctant energy to McClain, which makes him more relatable than the typical heist ringleader. This is a man who is competent, yes, but also deeply aware of the risks he’s taking and the company he’s keeping. And he’s one of the former athlete class who can absolutely hold attention on screen.

The supporting cast is ridiculous. It reads like a who’s who of 1960s character actors: Ernest Borgnine, Gene Hackman, Donald Sutherland, Warren Oates, and Diane Carroll, among others. They make for a team dynamic that feels both unstable and flawed while deeply engaging, certainly punching above its class in this movie.

Made in 1968, the film doesn’t shy away from addressing race. Jim Brown’s McClain is a Black man in a predominantly white criminal world, and the tension that arises from that dynamic is palpable. Warren Oates’ character, Marty, is openly racist, and the film doesn’t sugarcoat the friction this causes within the group. But it’s not a movie that preaches. Instead, it lets these dynamics play out naturally, as part of the story’s fabric. The result is a film that feels authentic to its time while still being accessible to modern audiences and not lingering on the “don’t you know how hard it is to coexist?” angle that can date an otherwise fantastic film of the era.

This movie dies in the era of Venmo. The plan revolves around the all-cash economy of the late 1960s. Thousands of fans at a playoff game, all paying in cash, create a jackpot that’s ripe for the taking. The execution of the heist is refreshingly low-tech—no elaborate gadgets or computer hacking here. It’s all about timing, deception, and nerve. But what makes The Split unique is how little time it spends on the heist itself. The real tension comes afterward, as the group grapples with betrayal, greed, and mistrust when the stolen money goes missing.

This is where the film transforms from a heist movie into something closer to a psychological thriller. The title, The Split, takes on a double meaning—not just the splitting of the money, but the splintering of relationships. The paranoia that sets in among the team feels earned, and the film does an able job of keeping the audience guessing about who’s responsible.

Visually, the film is a snapshot of late–1960s Los Angeles. The cityscape, the Coliseum, and the interiors all reflect a time when the world was on the cusp of technological change but still firmly rooted in analog. Quincy Jones’ jazz-infused score adds to the atmosphere, giving the film a rhythm that mirrors the tension and release of the story.

If there’s a critique to be made, it’s that The Split doesn’t always feel cohesive. Some of the character interactions feel rushed, particularly during the team’s recruitment phase—a highlight for me. And while the film’s ending carries emotional weight, it also feels abrupt, leaving some threads unresolved. But maybe that’s the point. This isn’t a film about neat resolutions. It’s about chaos, distrust, and the messy human emotions that follow greed.

The Split may not be the most famous heist film of its time, but it’s one worth seeking out. It’s a movie that thrives on its performances and the tension it builds, rather than relying on flashy set pieces or gimmicks. At its core, it’s a story about people—flawed, desperate, and trying to survive in a world that doesn’t promise fairness. And in that sense, it feels as relevant today as I like to think it was in 1968.